Sometimes dreams is your only escape from reality
November 2012
4 posts
October 2012
6 posts
August 2012
539 posts
- Me on the first day of school: this year is going to be different! I'm going to get good grades, make a lot of friends, do good in my sport, eat healthy. and be nice to everyone!
- Second day of school: I hate all of you I'm going to bed
Me at school
- me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY PEASANTS ONE FABULOUS BITCH COMING THRROUUUGGHH
- me in reality: *awkwardly dodges people and trips into a wall*
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
- me: yo shawty, leggoo
- kid: mom, please not this again
- me: stop being a hater. yolo
- kid: you're embarrassing me
- me: swag
why can’t I have clear skin and perfect vision and live in England and run a successful blog but still maintain a social life with my adorable british boyfriend someone please tell me what I’m doing wrong.
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
I find it cute when boys,
- Make weird faces
- Say “aww”
- Ask how your day was
- Dance ridiculously
- Lick their lips
- Get frustrated
- Laugh
- Sing to you
- Bite their lower lip
- Make that sexy half smile
- Have proper grammar
- Are funny
- Tease me a little
- Smile at me when I’m laughing at something else
- Play with my hair
- AND PLAY WITH LITTLE KIDS!!! <3 OH MY GAWD! <3
